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Kissing leads to death (by jonson007)
(31 / M-F / India).:D There was a
boy whose parents were very strict in
his upbringing. They never allowed him
to meet any girls, except his own
relatives. However, one day he saw one
of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what
they were doing. His mother told him,
"It's called kissing and any boy who
does that to a girl will die that very
minute!" On his 21st birthday he went
out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around
town. She knew that he had never
been kissed before. When she
eventually got some time alone with
him, she tried to kiss him but he
resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt." He said, "My
mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this
very minute!!" She replied, "Don't be a
baby, now come on kiss me." With that
she gave him a hot one square across
the lips. He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!" She said, "Why are you
going to die?" He replied, "I've just
kissed you and already one part of me
has begun to get stiff!
boy whose parents were very strict in
his upbringing. They never allowed him
to meet any girls, except his own
relatives. However, one day he saw one
of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what
they were doing. His mother told him,
"It's called kissing and any boy who
does that to a girl will die that very
minute!" On his 21st birthday he went
out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around
town. She knew that he had never
been kissed before. When she
eventually got some time alone with
him, she tried to kiss him but he
resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt." He said, "My
mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this
very minute!!" She replied, "Don't be a
baby, now come on kiss me." With that
she gave him a hot one square across
the lips. He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!" She said, "Why are you
going to die?" He replied, "I've just
kissed you and already one part of me
has begun to get stiff!
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