Thread: ~Valentine Day Cards~

~Valentine Day Cards~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
6-Feb-13 5:05 am

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all. His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer."

rob6594
6-Feb-13 5:24 am

@MysticJade: aww why you gotta say bald. I may cry

MysticJade
6-Feb-13 5:32 am

@rob6594: they make rogane lol

rob6594
6-Feb-13 5:34 am

@MysticJade: they make clippers too. Cheaper to shave it. Lol

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