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~missing wife~ (by Bigdude1981)

 Bigdude1981 (8)    (43 / M-F / New York)
5-Feb-13 4:53 am
Man : I lost my wife. Police Officer : What is her height? Man : I never noticed. Police Officer : Slim or Healthy? Man : Not slim, can be healthy. Police Officer : Color of hair? Man : Changes according to season. Police Officer : What was she wearing? Man : Saree/Suit, I don't remember exactly. Police Officer : Was somebody with her??? Man : Yes, my labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes, blackish brown hair,wearing a golden belt with blue balls, he likes non-veg food, we eat together, jog toghther........ And the man started crying......... Police Officer : Let's search for the dog first!!!

 

 



Last edited by Bigdude1981; 5-Feb-13 4:55 am.
 
 
 Pinaypie82 
5-Feb-13 5:33 am
Haha funny;)

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
5-Feb-13 5:50 am
lol

 

 

 
 
 laidwayback 
5-Feb-13 6:08 am
yeah, im tired of missing my ex wife all i can do is pray my aim gets better

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
5-Feb-13 6:52 am
Lmao.

 

 

 
 
 JDogrules2013 (0)    (43 / M-M / New York)
13-Feb-13 2:00 am
Lol that is funny

 

 

 
 
 Sunflower1973 (0)    (50 / F-M / Tennessee)
13-Feb-13 2:08 am
lmao!i loved it !i

 

 

 
 
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