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~Al Gore New Program~ (by MysticJade)
Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash. Out of curiosity, Joe asked "AL, I see you're a beer drinker, I am too! you see, we DO have something in common" With a condescending voice, Al quipped, " yes, of course we do Joe" Joe then asked " Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash" Al gladly told Joe about his new program. " Joe, since last month, I have decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person, while at the same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a lie, I drink a beer and put the can in this box" "That's really impressive", Joe replied, "only 5 beer cans in a whole month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from"? Without missing a beat, Al responded, "Whenever the box gets full of beer cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how concerned I am about environmental issues".
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