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~My Wife's ****~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
3-Feb-13 6:02 pm
George was a bad loser. When he was cleaned out in a poker game for very high stakes, he slapped his hand on the table and got up to leave. As he walked past, he couldn't resist insulting Max McTavish, the bald man who had cleaned him out. As George walked past, he ran a hand over Max's bald head and said sarcastically, "Your head feels just like my wife's ****." Max put a hand to his head and said, "By crikey, mate. You're right. It does!"

 

 

 
 
 jpack 
3-Feb-13 6:06 pm
@MysticJade: ha haa!.

 

 

 
 
 Nzsweetie24 (4)    (36 / F-M / New Zealand)
3-Feb-13 6:08 pm
Lmao!!!

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
3-Feb-13 6:26 pm
Lmao.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (46 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 6:34 pm
George was a bad loser. When he was cleaned out in a poker game for very high stakes, he slapped his hand on the table and got up to leave. As he walked past, he couldn't resist insulting Max McTavish, the bald man who had cleaned him out. As George walked past, he ran a hand over Max's bald head and said sarcastically, "Your head feels just like my wife's ****." Max put a hand to his head and said, "By crikey, mate. You're right. It does!"
lol!

 

 

 
 
 Deadlyrose32 (14)    (50 / F-MF / Indiana)
3-Feb-13 6:44 pm
lol. Thanks needed that.

 

 

 
 
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