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Salad (by RiLaR)

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
3-Feb-13 5:38 am

There was a traveller who reached a small town and stayed as a guest in a greengrocers family. When night came, the father gave a few advice to his daughter,'if he tries to touch you, just shout onion, if he tries to touch your body shout cauliflower, if he tries to kiss you shout tomatoes and if he tries to go below your waist shout carrots! I will come immediately', the daughter nodded and they all went to sleep.
By midnight, the daughter shouted 'Salad, salad, salad!!' :-D

Last edited by RiLaR; 3-Feb-13 5:44 am.

ryanscott
3-Feb-13 5:41 am

Who tossed her salad:-)

Briteeyes
3-Feb-13 5:44 am

Lol oh my!!! Lol

JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(46 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 5:45 am

Lol

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
3-Feb-13 5:45 am

Sorry pressed submit before I finished lol

ryanscott
3-Feb-13 5:48 am

Lol

JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(46 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 5:49 am

lmao RiLar, I thought the father tossed his daughter's salad at first. I was like, creepy lol

Sammy2
3-Feb-13 5:51 am

Lmao! :)

RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
3-Feb-13 5:52 am

Just- lol that was what everyone thought then hehe

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Harleydavid (0)

(59 / M-F / Wisconsin)
3-Feb-13 6:11 am

Wow talk about the dressing

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