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Isle 12 (by Haze)

 Haze 
3-Feb-13 5:05 am
This guy goes to a supermarket and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

the lady asks "what size" and the guys says "i dont know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

the lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms"

so this guy behind them hears and he asks for a box of condoms. When the lady asks what size he tells her he doesnt know. She asks him to pull down his pants as well.

she tugs a few times and says "get a box of medium condoms."

so this tean in isle 11 overhears and wants in on the action so he goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. She asks what size he tells her he doesnt know. She asks him to pull down his pants.

she tugs a few times, stands up and announces...."clean up on isle 12!!"

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
3-Feb-13 5:07 am
Lmao oh goodness. funny

 

 

 
 
 JstBeinMe 
3-Feb-13 5:09 am
...lmao!!

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (45 / F-M / India)
3-Feb-13 5:09 am
Lol hahaha

 

 

 
 
 Sammy2 
3-Feb-13 5:35 am
Lol! funny!:)

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (46 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 6:30 am
This guy goes to a supermarket and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

the lady asks "what size" and the guys says "i dont know" so the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

the lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms"

so this guy behind them hears and he asks for a box of condoms. When the lady asks what size he tells her he doesnt know. She asks him to pull down his pants as well.

she tugs a few times and says "get a box of medium condoms."

so this tean in isle 11 overhears and wants in on the action so he goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms. She asks what size he tells her he doesnt know. She asks him to pull down his pants.

she tugs a few times, stands up and announces...."clean up on isle 12!!"
rofl

 

 

 
 
 Harleydavid (0)    (59 / M-F / Wisconsin)
3-Feb-13 7:04 am
lol

 

 

 
 
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