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~A Fathers Last Request~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
2-Feb-13 7:07 pm
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

 

 

 
 
 appu006 (-2)    (35 / M-F / Kerala)
2-Feb-13 7:10 pm
nice joke...but its happens in life

 

 

 
 
 proudmother 
2-Feb-13 7:11 pm
omg thats messed up but funny lol :)

 

 

 
 
 jpack 
2-Feb-13 7:34 pm
@MysticJade: dam das cold! Typical woman in the joke i think lol.

 

 

 
 
 Harleydavid (0)    (60 / M-F / Wisconsin)
3-Feb-13 7:26 am
That was just wrong lol

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 5:44 pm
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
3-Feb-13 5:45 pm

 

 

 
 
 Nzsweetie24 (4)    (37 / F-M / New Zealand)
3-Feb-13 5:57 pm
wow, bit too near home with me (though it was incorrect, my dads family believed one of my elder brothers wasnt my dads and so they treated mum and my brother disgustingly) erm sorry folks :-D

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
3-Feb-13 6:15 pm
Lol.

 

 

 
 
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