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Heres a joke for everyone hope u like it (by MrSupaFreak101)
An amish man took his son to the city for the first time. They never been to the city and the modern world. The father was in awe of the all the technological devices and all the new strange things he and his son has never seen. Finally they come by the elevator and they saw an old lady in her 50s walk in the strange box shaped machine. They marvel at how the doors split open and the old lady walks in. The doors shut and they both observe the numbers counting 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 then pauses then 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 then da doors open again and a young sexy gorgeous blond in her 20s walks out. The fathers jaw drops the son squinting his eyebrows in confusion. The father looks at his son with a smile in his face and says "son go and get your mom here quick" lmao
@MrSupaFreak101: thats hilarious ty almost as good as your sandwich and sex story i smile everytime i think about it
(54 / F-M / California)Gee thanks people u know that laughing is healthy for u so keep on with da smiles until next time
kids kno far 2 much these days. 2day in the doctors waitin rm, i saw a little girl playin wit her dolls imitatin the doggie position. I told her "ul end up wit little baby dolls if u keep that up" an she said "i dnt think so hes doin her up the ass"
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