Thread: Lmao - Dating.mobi

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HAZE454
13-Jan-13 7:17 am

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they’re finally together.”
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, “Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?” The friend replied, “I think he means her legs.”

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TheCelt (4)

(43 / M-F / Ireland)
13-Jan-13 7:21 am

Finally together ? Lmfao

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heikeva (69)

(60 / F-M / Bayern)
13-Jan-13 7:24 am

Lmao thats hilarious Haze i love it..... :)

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(46 / F-M / Florida)
13-Jan-13 7:54 am

Quoted Post:

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, they re finally together.
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? The friend replied, I think he means her legs.

Haze....

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Sammy2
13-Jan-13 8:25 am

Ahhahaha!:) Hilarious! Maybe put in Jokes thread tho? Love your jokes!:)

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
13-Jan-13 8:42 am

Lol

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brats52005 (52)

(53 / F-M / California)
13-Jan-13 8:23 pm

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JLaDawn
13-Jan-13 9:28 pm

Lmao!!!

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