Okay so I live in an apartment and there are so many psychos out here I am very cautious-lock all windows, have weapons, and alarms. Well one night after I came back from a friends party, someone came up to my bedroom window, banged on it, and took off. After goin outside, weapon in hand, & not seein anyone I come back in and sit in living room. Suddenly, BOOM BOOM! on my liv. room window. Ima lil tipsy, but my Ninja senses kick in, so I dress all in black and grab my weapon. I walk the perimeter of my buildin yellin out-This isnt funny-someones gonna get shot if you dont stop messin with me! And come on where ya at?! lol Nobody around. So I crouch behind a bush by my bedroom window and wait...heart pounding...pitch dark, cuz Im in the back. Sure enough they come sneakin around from other side of building, couple teenage boys, giggling like a couple girls:) They step up to my door this time, whispering to each other-shhhhh. I sneak up behind them weapon wielded and shout- Ya lookin for me Mother Fu**ers!?! LOL!! The look on their faces and their high pitched squeals as they ran off, still makes me laugh!! Dont mess w me boys...I am a Ninja!;-)

thats cool & funny, next time have a bucket of old eggs & other stuff to throw on them.

@Sammy2: That's not ninja but straight up um tell ya later................

@Sammy2: that's funny. bet they don't do it again

They scream like two school girls at an N Sync concert? Lol

@hunter73: lol If you only knew...:) My kids tell my stories to their friends at parties for real! lol I am not scared anymore ya know? Somethin snapped inside after my big bro was murdered:(

@Sorrowslake: lol Needless to say there wont be a next time:) That was early last summer& no problems since!:)

@Sammy2: Hear that sorry about ur brother

@Tlshep09: Lol!:)

@hunter73: Oops-didnt mean to share that w everyone-brb:)