Report reaching us here from our correspondents in the field is that there has been a terrible plane crash that just occurred near hell fire. The Pilot was Mr.Satan while the Passengers on board of the ill fated plane were satanic angels. Other passengers include failure,disappointment,sorrow,pain,sickness,diseas e,poverty,shame and d likes.

Information reaching our desk is that d plane was sent to you but because you prayed with me in the forum two days ago, God intervened and crashed d plane.

Their corpse will be transported to hell fire direct without judgement where they will be tormented forever with hot burning fire.

Let somebody shout Halleluyah...! We are victorious!