Young cowboy walks into a bar (As you do) & orders a Whiskey, he skulls (drinks) the whiskey, spins on a cent, & shoots a leg off the piano. Well, he says, What do you think of that shot? To the Barman. Give me another whiskey! He drinks the Whiskey, spins, shoots a leg of the piano players stool.. The piano player again wobbles, but, doesnt miss a beat. The guy orders another whiskey, drinks it, spins, draws his gun & shoots another leg of the stool, well the piano player wobbles on his one leggged stool, But! Doesnt mis a note. Well says the guy to the Bartender, "What do you think of that shooting?" well, says the bartender, i see guys like you come in here everyday, same ol Sh¡t, different day. Can i ggive you some advice? File the sight down till its level with the barrel, see them pearl handles, cut theem off altogether, You wont need them. Then stick the gun into a barrel of Oil.. Oh Yeah? Why? Asks the cowboy? Says the bartender, Cause when Billy the Kid is finished playing the piano, he's gonna sstick it up your ars e lol

Good one!!