Post your favorite jokes!!!

i would but i cant put my mirror on here.....

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger ****'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your **** for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my **** bigger?' asksthegirlfriend. 'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

What's it taste like going down on a 90 year old woman?
#depends

@April666: lol hahaha good one april666 ...haha :-)

A couple are doing it. The guy looks at a man in a pic on her wall. He asks " is that your husband?" she said no. She said "that's me before my surgery

Wow..thats horrible... :D

*THIS IS NOT TO BE RACIST* so a white woman is giving birth and the doctor tell the white husband "Wow, your wife is having twins!" the guy smiles pridefully pats his wifes hand and says"Yup I guess I'm like a chimney." The doctor looks down at the newbord hes holding and says "well you may want to clean out your chimney seems this baby is black."

lil johnny goes into his parents room and mom bent over the bed and dad behind her, drillin the crap outta her. he runs outta the room so dad gets dressed and goes looking for him. he looks in johnnys room... no johnny. he checks the den, the bathroom, the kitchen and even outside.... no johnny. he hears a noise upstairs and goes to investigate. in grammas room he finds gramma bent over the bed with lil johnny behind her, drillin the crap outta her. dad says "just what the hell are you doin??" lil johnny looks at dad and says "its not so funny when its YOUR mom, is it!"