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The lone ranger (by tbye)

 tbye (Banned)
20-Dec-12 7:49 am
Gets bit by a rattlesnake on his c*ck while going pee , he tells tonto to go to town and ask the doc what to do. Tonto rushes to town and asks the doc what to do. The doc says you will have to suck the poison out and get him back to the docs office. So tonto returns and the lone ranger says " well , what did the doc say ? " Tonto says " him say you gonna die ! "

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (46 / F-M / Florida)
20-Dec-12 7:55 am
Gets bit by a rattlesnake on his c*ck while going pee , he tells tonto to go to town and ask the doc what to do. Tonto rushes to town and asks the doc what to do. The doc says you will have to suck the poison out and get him back to the docs office. So tonto returns and the lone ranger says " well , what did the doc say ? " Tonto says " him say you gonna die ! "
tbye!! A pinch and a for you being away so long. Im glad to see you're back and doing ok :) btw.... LOL at this joke. Tonto is not going to go there is he?lol

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (45 / F-M / India)
20-Dec-12 7:56 am
Thats so funny lmao

 

 

 
 
 tbye (Banned)
20-Dec-12 5:03 pm
@JustMeAndYou77: thank you ! :D its good to be back ! You missed me didn't you ? Hehe

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
20-Dec-12 5:57 pm
Lmao thats cute

 

 

 
 
 butterfly6577 
20-Dec-12 8:37 pm
lol

 

 

 
 
 TrueLoveSeekerRTNz (1)    (50 / F-M / South Africa)
20-Dec-12 8:44 pm
Me guess tonto figure snake bite better than D*** bite!!!! AYe O Tonto - let's ride...LOL.

 

 

 
 
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