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Lmao! (by JLaDawn)
A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of your loved ones may be dumped in the sea.
She had been married to a cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage he finally died.
The lady had the husband cremated as per his request because he felt a burial plot would cost too much.
After the services she went to the rail and poured his ashes into her hand and started talking to him..
"Henry," she said, "you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well your company sold for so much now I have bought a full length mink coat."
"And Henry," she said, " you know that trip to the Carribean I always wanted? Well I took a 90 day world cruise and it was wonderful."
"And Henry", she continued, " you know that blue Cadillac I have been wanting for the last 5 years? Well I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream."
"Oh, and Henry," she said, "you know that blow job you always wanted?" And she blew the ashes out of her hand into the sea.....
She had been married to a cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage he finally died.
The lady had the husband cremated as per his request because he felt a burial plot would cost too much.
After the services she went to the rail and poured his ashes into her hand and started talking to him..
"Henry," she said, "you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well your company sold for so much now I have bought a full length mink coat."
"And Henry," she said, " you know that trip to the Carribean I always wanted? Well I took a 90 day world cruise and it was wonderful."
"And Henry", she continued, " you know that blue Cadillac I have been wanting for the last 5 years? Well I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream."
"Oh, and Henry," she said, "you know that blow job you always wanted?" And she blew the ashes out of her hand into the sea.....
omg ahaha
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