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Mirror mirror. (by 6764066)

 6764066 (2)   (62 / M-F / Quebec)
29-Nov-12 3:09 am
A Woman buys a beautiful old style mirror in an antique shop. She gets home with her new mirror and hangs it up on her bedroom door, the woman looks into the mirror and says jokingly, MIRROR MIRROR ON MY DOOR MAKE MY BOOBS... SIZE 44, THEN WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT HER BREASTS WERE TRANSFORMED , EXCITED SHE TELLS HER HUSBAND AND HE DECIDES TO TRY IT AS WELL , SO HE LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR AND SAID... MIRROR MIRROR ON MY DOOR MAKE MY PENIS TOUCH THE FLOOR, AND WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT THE MANS LEGS FELL OFF.

 

 

 
 
 Skittles19 (13)    (29 / F-M / Tennessee)
29-Nov-12 3:20 am
Lmfao haha nice ^.^

 

 

 
 
 anonymoususer321 
29-Nov-12 3:22 am
Becareful what you wish for! Lmao

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (45 / F-M / India)
29-Nov-12 3:39 am
Exactly lol

 

 

 
 
 CarmieVerdz (5)    (34 / F-M / Philippines)
29-Nov-12 3:41 am
OMG!!!!

 

 

 
 
 bigred1219 
29-Nov-12 3:42 am
nice

 

 

 
 
 missCHIE (27)    (30 / F-MF / Philippines)
29-Nov-12 4:30 am
HAHAH !! Lmaoo :D mirror mirror

 

 

 
 
 Greeneyedgoddess1981 
29-Nov-12 4:39 am
lol very funny!!!!!!!

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (46 / F-M / Florida)
29-Nov-12 7:48 am
A Woman buys a beautiful old style mirror in an antique shop. She gets home with her new mirror and hangs it up on her bedroom door, the woman looks into the mirror and says jokingly, MIRROR MIRROR ON MY DOOR MAKE MY BOOBS... SIZE 44, THEN WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT HER BREASTS WERE TRANSFORMED , EXCITED SHE TELLS HER HUSBAND AND HE DECIDES TO TRY IT AS WELL , SO HE LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR AND SAID... MIRROR MIRROR ON MY DOOR MAKE MY PENIS TOUCH THE FLOOR, AND WITH A GIANT FLASH OF LIGHT THE MANS LEGS FELL OFF.

 

 

 
 
 6764066 (2)   (62 / M-F / Quebec)
29-Nov-12 12:48 pm
@missCHIE:

 

 

 
 
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