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Business (by RiLaR)

 RiLaR (27)    (46 / F-M / India)
22-Nov-12 2:35 pm
A fellow is going on tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he's shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise.

"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a noise: Hiss, Hiss, Hiss, Hiss-Pop!

"Wait a minute!" says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the hiss, hiss is, but what's that pop every so often?"

"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a hole in every fourth condom."

"Well, that can't be good for the condom!" the man states.

"Very true, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!"

 

 

 
 
 cloud1WH 
22-Nov-12 2:39 pm

 

 

 
 
 butterfly6577 
22-Nov-12 2:51 pm
lmao

 

 

 
 
 Greeneyedgoddess1981 
22-Nov-12 4:02 pm
lol:)

 

 

 
 
 Poundz (0)    (35 / M-F / Ghana)
22-Nov-12 4:44 pm
Hehehehehehehe... Every good business minded person would agree with this latex company... Lol. Thanks Rilar... U just made my day.

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
22-Nov-12 5:49 pm
Lmao.

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
23-Nov-12 1:09 am
lolol It was great reading this!

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (46 / F-M / India)
23-Nov-12 1:15 am
Glad you all liked it. I actually didnt understand at first lol. Want another one??

 

 

 
 
 loving54 
23-Nov-12 1:26 am
Very nice indeed.lmao

 

 

 
 
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