In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunk, with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
He was given a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, “It’s red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers.” “Correct,” said the boss.
Another glass. “It’s red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels.” “Correct.”
The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
“It’s a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the work office. And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who the father is.” The director collapsed.

lol, that's funny LovableSweetyy! A joke right about now is great, thanks :)

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

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PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited!!

@ RiLaR Love the joke, Lmao.....good one! And the moral of the story is........;)

@heikeva: moral of the story is women are infinite lol

Omg those are both funny jokes lmao.

lol yeah

Lmao hahaha, very good!

Both pretty funny jokes lol