this one time, but it never really happened, I was walking a long a river in Paris, next door to my house in WV and I saw a shark, that looked like a deer and I got out my gun, only I had none and I shot at it, but there was nothing to shot and it was HUGE, there was nothing there.
I could make up stories like this all day...

@mrb89: This thread has you fired up now, doesn't it?

Does it involve playing the skin flute?

I just have a lotta stupidity in my head, that I keep bottled up so... this is a good way to dump it all out!

Roflmfao That was awesome Meg!!!

@Hawkeye58: thank you. thank you. I'll be here all week! -takes a bow-

lmao well accordin to her....

One time, I looked out my window, cause I heard my dog barking and I saw a mountain lion prowling around! So I ran down to get my dads shot gun, ran to the back door and throw it open and THE DOG AND LION WERE GONE! So I run up the mountain behind my house looking for the danged dog, I ran and I ran and I ran until I reached the top, and do you know what I found? It was the strangest thing I had ever laid eyes on... The dog and the Mountain Lion were playing POKER!

This one time in a Turkish prison... Oh ya this is supposed to be lies. Sorry.