Thread: The Reverand - Dating.mobi

The Reverand (by bigred1219)

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bigred1219
17-Sep-12 6:02 am

So the reverand at a local church today got up and started to talk about how the economics of the community has hurt him and his family that they had to move out of the area. Everyone gasps and muddled about the shocking news they just heard. The mayor got up and said reverand, as you know I own a car dealership. I will give you a brand new car every year if you stay. The reverand said thank you and the high school principle got up. Reverand, you have been so nice to my kids, your kids will have full scholarships to any college they choose. The reverand thank him and Ms. Betty got up. Reverand, I will give you sex if you stay. Everyone turned and gaps at Ms. Betty`s suggestion. The reverand asked Ms. Betty, why would you suggest that? Ms. Betty then said well I asked my husband what can we do to keep the reverand around and he said screw him.

jokerkitty669
17-Sep-12 6:07 am

lol nice one xD

nicegal
17-Sep-12 6:18 am

Hahaha nice 1 :-D

Rainbowbutterfly
17-Sep-12 6:50 am

Swordsman
17-Sep-12 6:54 am

Heartbrokenangel (11)

(31 / F-MF / New York)
21-Sep-12 6:34 am

O.O omg

brats52005 (52)

(54 / F-M / California)
21-Sep-12 6:43 am

LOL.

bigred1219
17-Apr-13 2:23 am

Another joke

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