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Bad Example (by Rainbowbutterfly)
One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bi*tch" and the women called the man a "bas t a r d"
Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and baS . T a r d mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my ti.ties" and the man said "feel my d ick ".
Their son walked in and asked "What does ti*tties and d ick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "S h i t " he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F*uck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b itches and b astards, put your d icks and ti*tties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the s* hit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*ucking the turkey!
Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and baS . T a r d mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my ti.ties" and the man said "feel my d ick ".
Their son walked in and asked "What does ti*tties and d ick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".
On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "S h i t " he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "F*uck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you b itches and b astards, put your d icks and ti*tties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the s* hit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*ucking the turkey!
Last edited by Rainbowbutterfly; 20-Sep-12 7:29 am.
hahaha! crazy! i think my forums "appetite" back to normal again lol
That name me laugh so hard that i cried :-) did you come up with that yourself? HILARIOUS
@Rainbowbutterfly: u mite b a Bad Example bt i jus cudnt stop laughing Dam Dat Was KEWL. CHEERZ
I laughed so hard when I read that so I decided to share it to my loving " mobian" friends :D
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