Well this is not a joke but i hope u enjoy it. Replace the word girl with b*tch. a city girl takes u where u need to go; a country girl throws u the keys & says it needs gas! A city girl will tell u not to fight it aint worth it, a country girl will say beat her azz and looks at the crowd & says no one better jump in. A city girl lets another girl know she can back the f**k up or get knocked the f**k out; a country girl jus knocks her out! a city girl tells u shes had to much to drink, a country girl tells u we need another shot we're bout to get ducked up! a city girl goes to a club with u & sits down; a country girl goes to a club with u & says lets show these city girls how we do it. A city girl thinks the friendship is over when u have an arguement, a country girl lets u know that was f**ked up but i still luv ya! A city girl reads this & realizes shes a city girl & moves on, a country girl writes it down to pass to all her other country girls without thinking. Which girl r u?

I love it. That was great. Country girl all the way.