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(61 / F-M / Bayern)@eprillevine5: Thats weird i did lower it 2to 18 wonder why u cant contact me??? Try again!
a guy txt his gf: hey babe wanna hear a joke about my dik? Nvm its too long
gf replies: wanna hear one about my ***. Oh wait u wont get it :D
gf replies: wanna hear one about my ***. Oh wait u wont get it :D
How do u make ur girlfriend scream while having sex? U call her and tell her!! Bad one Lol...
@4ever: That definately wasn't an offer lol.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?... If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking, if you slap a blonde she sucks harder. (Sorry blondes, I didn't write it :D)
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?... If you slap a mosquito it stops sucking, if you slap a blonde she sucks harder. (Sorry blondes, I didn't write it :D)
Quote: Whats the difference between love, true love and showing off? Answer: S..p..i..t.. S..w..a.ll..ow.. and.... gar..gle... am i bad!!!??
Everybody...iam Lmao this is good...thanks brite for encouraging me 2 do this! ;p-
@irish aww :( got to give me a lil credit. @hiek omg lmao
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