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How about some..... (by heikeva)
(36 / M-F / Pennsylvania)@eprillevine5: I did go ahead inbox me hope it works now!!!
Lmao what do you call when you cross between a midget and a prostitute?.... a short phuck lol
Two lovers were engaging in foreplay when the guy suddenly excused himself. He headed for the bathroom saying, ''keep your motor running, baby. I'll be right back.''
''I'll do better than that, sweetheart, I'll keep my finger on the starter.''
''I'll do better than that, sweetheart, I'll keep my finger on the starter.''
Ok no offense 2 the guys ....Why do men have slits in their underwear? ...So they can get oxygen to their brains!!! ;p-
@4ever: Thanks lol. I heard a lot of funny sh*t like that growing up. My family is weird!
What's better than roses on a piano? 2-lips on an organ!
What's better than roses on a piano? 2-lips on an organ!
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