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Sex Recipe (by Ram318)

 Ram318 
14-Apr-12 1:53 pm
Ingredients: 4 laughing eyes, 4 well-shaped legs, 4 loving arms, 2 firm milk containers, 2 nuts, 1 soft warm mixing bowl, 1 firm banana. Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes 2. Spread well-shape legs with loving arms 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers gently 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out till well-creamed, for best results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably not overnight) 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5. Notes:1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils befor and after use. 2. Don't lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If the cake rises, leave town.

 

 

 
 
 wildchild101 
14-Apr-12 2:21 pm
Hhahahahahaha!i thought you were making a banana cake

 

 

 
 
 Amygypsy (0)  (30 / F-F / North Carolina)
14-Apr-12 2:36 pm
Haha lmao

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (53 / F-M / California)
14-Apr-12 3:16 pm
Lol thats hilarious.

 

 

 
 
 Brighteyes1211 
14-Apr-12 3:43 pm
Im totally speechless!!!

 

 

 
 
 Ram318 
14-Apr-12 4:39 pm
@Brighteyes1211: I have that effect on beautiful women

 

 

 
 
 Brighteyes1211 
14-Apr-12 10:40 pm
@Ram yes u r pretty good at it, u have left me speechless and blushin many many times darlin :-)

 

 

 
 
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