@itz93kleezy: dumbazz no matter wht yuhh call it, it aint gone come to yuhh xD

There once was a man from bromd brass whos balls was made of fine brass but on one stormy wheather thay clamped up togather in sparks came flying out he's ass

What do you call a gangster who makes bad jokes?

Corn-dawg.

Will Tom Crusie ever stop running from his gay Thought's? The world may never! He run's in all his movies.

Little Johnny is in 1st grade. The whole class is quiet, when Johnny farts loudly. The teacher says, "Johnny, that was very innapropriate." Johnny went on with his work until he farts again. This time the teacher gets angry as Johnny is laughing. The teacher says, " Johnny, stay after class. We need to have a talk." After class, Johnny stayed behind. The teacher says, "Johnny, i have a compromise. If i can fart better than you, you have to stop farting while in class." Johnny agreed. The teacher put chalk powder on the floor, bent down and farted. All the chalk dust blew away. It was Johnny,s turn. He pulled down his pants and farted. His chalk dust went no where. He demanded the teacher a redo. So she again bent down and farted. Little Johnny was looking up her dress while she proceeded to fart. He yelled, "no wonder you beat me! You have a double barrel!"