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Feel Free to post your lies &/or made up fake stories (by Martian)

 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
14-Mar-16 3:02 am
@rulost2:
Well she will have better luck using Tony Romo or Tom Brady or better yet Long Dong Silver's photos than mine.

 

 

 
 
 rulost2 (35)     (53 / M-F / Mississippi)
14-Mar-16 4:34 am
@DearJohn:
Lol she may try and use it in one of those third world countrys try trade you in for a goat or a chicken lmao

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
14-Mar-16 4:58 am
@rulost2:
I can see trading me for a goat but she better at least get a rooster & hen for me

 

 

 
 
 rulost2 (35)     (53 / M-F / Mississippi)
14-Mar-16 7:25 pm
@DearJohn:
You aint right john lmao

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
14-Mar-16 8:43 pm
@rulost2:
I'm just trying to make sure she gets the best deal & I won't feel so cheap

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
14-Nov-16 10:45 pm
It's midnight & the sun is shining so bright that it's keeping me awake while I am day dreaming about the pirate ship I stole from Toys R Us which by the way sunk in my dry swimming pool

 

 

 
 
 rulost2 (35)     (53 / M-F / Mississippi)
15-Nov-16 1:35 am
@DearJohn:
Hey john you were only suppose to set your clock back a hour last week not 12 hrs lol

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
15-Nov-16 10:01 am
@rulost2:

Well darn, I can't do nothing right

 

 

 
 
 AkiCO (0)  (32 / F-M / Philippines)
10-Feb-18 3:12 pm
Lol

 

 

 
 
 Critter1211 (11)       (49 / F-MF / Tennessee)
11-Feb-18 5:20 am
I own 2 Rottweilers...brother and sister.

 

 

 
 
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