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Naughty Limericks Dating.mobi Style! (by MrWalkSoftly)

 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 1:15 am
Her state she and Clinton did share
Boys dream at night, what she'll wear
Gotta bet that her way
Involving foreplay
Does include the pulling of hair!

 

 

 
 
 Sweetreats 
4-May-17 1:24 am
A mocha Texan that just got back
Her life is REALLY on track
Forum times that we had
Some good, some really "bad"
But good LAWD what a great rack!
Niiiiiice! Lmao

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 1:37 am
Who's next?!

 

 

 
 
 ScoobyDoobie 
4-May-17 2:54 am
Shelbyville is this tarts addy
Her posts are super raddy
She now works all the time
But what's really on her mind
Are fantasies involving daddy!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 3:01 am
Who's next?!
guess no one else is brave enough lol

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 3:07 am
Who's next?!:
guess no one else is brave enough lol
I'll be gentle, I promise

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 3:10 am
@MrWalkSoftly: always a gentle man

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (59 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 3:26 am
To those lurking this chasm
Your eye, yes it may spasm
Don't judge us by our posts
We're actually gracious hosts
And you're mind, we'll make orgasm!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 3:29 am
To those lurking this chasm
Your eye, yes it may spasm
Don't judge us by our posts
We're actually gracious hosts
And you're mind, we'll make orgasm!
A++ my favorite one yet

 

 

 
 
 Critter1211 (11)       (50 / F-MF / Tennessee)
4-May-17 3:30 am
To those lurking this chasm
Your eye, yes it may spasm
Don't judge us by our posts
We're actually gracious hosts
And you're mind, we'll make orgasm!
hehehe awesome

 

 

 
 
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