Thread: ~~VD Chain~~ - Dating.mobi

~~VD Chain~~ (by MysticJade)

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MysticJade
10-Feb-13 1:37 am

"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms he has." "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too." "Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

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ryanscott
10-Feb-13 1:43 am

Lol

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(46 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 8:38 am

Quoted Post:

"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "Okay, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But I've been screwing the maid too, and I've got the same symptoms he has." "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up," replied the doctor. "Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife has it too." "Oh crap!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

LOOL

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DearJohn (6)

(64 / M-F / Arkansas)
13-Mar-16 8:54 pm

Now that's what I call a Family Maid

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mainegirl (3)

(43 / F-MF / Maine)
14-Mar-16 1:04 am

Lmao

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rulost2 (35)

(53 / M-F / Mississippi)
14-Mar-16 7:33 pm

Yeah and a real family doctor

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