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Lamest pickup lines:) (by mainegirl)

 mainegirl (3)       (43 / F-MF / Maine)
3-Mar-16 4:36 am
What r some of the lan est pick up lines u have herd or used ?
These r ones I have heard
1 iimno fred flinstone but I c an sure make your bed rock

 

 

 
 
 MikeN2014 (8)    (41 / M-F / New York)
3-Mar-16 5:20 am
Hey shush kids mommy is tryin' to score some d for my selfish needs, my selfish sexual supposed needs come before yours, sit in the coner while mom tries to find you a new daddy so he's financially and morally responsible for you even though I was too stupid, ignorant and selfish to make your real dad to make him wear a condom

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
3-Mar-16 10:06 am
Oh my God you little geek
get away before I freak
I'm a babe & you're not
you can't handle what I got

Edit: forgot to mention I heard this in a song from the early 80's

 

 



Last edited by DearJohn; 3-Mar-16 10:16 am.
 
 
 mainegirl (3)       (43 / F-MF / Maine)
3-Mar-16 11:04 am
@DearJohn: lol thats too funny .

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
3-Mar-16 1:08 pm
@mainegirl:
Just wish I could remember who did the song

 

 

 
 
 mainegirl (3)       (43 / F-MF / Maine)
3-Mar-16 5:05 pm
@DearJohn: im trying to find it but no luck yet

 

 

 
 
 mainegirl (3)       (43 / F-MF / Maine)
3-Mar-16 5:13 pm
@DearJohn: I googled it the closest song I found was 2 hot for u by barry and the book binders

 

 

 
 
 DearJohn (6)       (64 / M-F / Arkansas)
3-Mar-16 6:23 pm
@mainegirl:
I wouldn't know but it was a woman who sang it

 

 

 
 
 mainegirl (3)       (43 / F-MF / Maine)
3-Mar-16 10:01 pm
Oh the lyrics matched not sure

 

 

 
 
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