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2 construction workers (by Ram318)

 Ram318 
9-Mar-12 , Just Now
2 construction workers were wking on a tall building. 1 was on the ground and one was on the 5th floor. The 1 on the 5th floor shouted 'Hey I NEED A SAW!' Well the 1 on the groung gestured that he cudnt hear him. So the guy on the 5th floor points to his eye for 'I' then points to his knees for 'NEED' then moves his hand in a back n forth motion for 'SAW'..Well the guy on the ground immediately drops his pants n starts masturbating furiously. The guy upstairs is ******! He sprints down n screams 'WAT the HELL, I'm tryin to tell u I NEED A SAW!' And his buddy replies 'and I'm tryin to tell u I'm coming!'

 

 

 
 
 lonelyleslie 
10-Mar-12 3:24 am
Lmao

 

 

 
 
 TimeTakesUsAll 
13-Mar-12 4:27 am
O lawd, this one made me laugh.

 

 

 
 
 BigPapaRedneck (11)       (46 / M-F / Kansas)
12-Feb-16 9:46 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
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