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And You Think Your Co-Workers Suck? (by Nenavar)
(31 / M-MF / New York)My job is unbelievable let me sum it up with the folks i work with.
The first is a super model wannabe chick. Ill give her credit she pretty friggin hot but shes constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She is totally self centered and never considers the needs/wants of others. She is as dumb as a box of rocks Im surprised she has enough brain power to breathe. She must suck d!?k because the boss keeps her around.
The next chick is the exact opposite. She is probably one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless yet shes here with us. Though her attractive rating is -10 on a scale of 1-10. Im not sure if she showers or shaves. Im pretty sure shes a lesbian everytime we drive past a home depot she moans like shes creaming her panties.
The jewel of the group is the stoner. Im not talking about the occasional toker. This guy is high before,during, and Im pretty sure after work. I doubt hes been sober for the last 10 years and hes only 22. He dresses in a beatneck throwback from the 1960s. To make things worse everyday he brings his dog to work. Everyday I have to look at this HUGE FREAKING DOG! He walks around 1/2 stoned from second hand smoke. Hell sometimes I think hes trying to talk with his constant bellowing. These two are always hungry requirinv multiple stops to burger king and mcdonalds.
Anyways I always have to drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh!t...
The first is a super model wannabe chick. Ill give her credit she pretty friggin hot but shes constantly fixing her hair and putting on make up. She is totally self centered and never considers the needs/wants of others. She is as dumb as a box of rocks Im surprised she has enough brain power to breathe. She must suck d!?k because the boss keeps her around.
The next chick is the exact opposite. She is probably one of the smartest people on the planet.Her career opportunities are endless yet shes here with us. Though her attractive rating is -10 on a scale of 1-10. Im not sure if she showers or shaves. Im pretty sure shes a lesbian everytime we drive past a home depot she moans like shes creaming her panties.
The jewel of the group is the stoner. Im not talking about the occasional toker. This guy is high before,during, and Im pretty sure after work. I doubt hes been sober for the last 10 years and hes only 22. He dresses in a beatneck throwback from the 1960s. To make things worse everyday he brings his dog to work. Everyday I have to look at this HUGE FREAKING DOG! He walks around 1/2 stoned from second hand smoke. Hell sometimes I think hes trying to talk with his constant bellowing. These two are always hungry requirinv multiple stops to burger king and mcdonalds.
Anyways I always have to drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh!t...
I literally was reading this thinking, WHERE DOES HE WORK?! lol. You get a Scooby snack for this one! Haahaha
@Nenavar: is that "model chick" named Lexington,Lexandra,or has something to do with Lex?
@KaylaKristine: do u really not get it lol
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