snow balls!!!

@xlace38x: lmao! Me likey!

@SweetNothings: thank you thank you, I'll be here all week!! lmao

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father,
surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through
three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like
melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are
like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like
onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them
and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and
daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different
kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says,
“Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In
his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In
his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas
tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up
and the balls are just for decoration.”