My gf once bought me a camera for Christmas , now that would of been a nice present if i had of wanted a camera or had any interest at all in taking pictures , but the fact is i suspect that she only bought it because she wanted a new camera herself and knew that she would be the one using it all the time , but the worst part about it is i knew she wanted a camera , and by complete coincidence i bought her the very same camera that she had bought me but didnt know that until we swapped our presents lol

@TheCelt: Had a gf make me a drawing of a deer in the woods....problem was, it SUCKED! Had to do the whole..."Its goooood" thing lol.....she found it tucked away in a box on a closet shelf a few months later....told her I was saving it to be framed....she was a blonde and bought the story....whew! lol

@WalkSoftly: its a good thing most women arent cynical pessimists like most most blokes , cuz otherwise we'd never get away with anything

Raspberry body scrub/lotion/spray. I hate raspberry anything.

I once got coal for Christmas...thnx ma

A cheese grater from my ex wife. That was the only thing I got for Christmas that year

I was giving that crap one year for Christmas, it smells awful :(~

I'm sorry that's not funny. But I'm crackiiiing up! Hahahaha

Geez thanks.

Ya gotta admit it sounds funny..:-) like was she mad at you? Did she tell you to stick it somewhere? lol!;-)