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Sperm .Donation (by Reinmaker56)

 sweeterthejuic3 
26-Apr-14 4:25 am
I tried donating sperm at Goodwill. They called the cops.
Tears running down my face!

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (51 / F-M / Oklahoma)
26-Apr-14 4:36 am
@sweeterthejuic3: I sincerely miss Russell...very damn much

 

 

 
 
 sweeterthejuic3 
26-Apr-14 4:38 am
@sweeterthejuic3: I sincerely miss Russell...very damn much
Aww! Don't cry!

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
26-Apr-14 5:15 am
Lmao @ Goodwill sperm donation!!:-)And no I can honestly say I have NOT donated any sperm to anyone or anything... ;)lol!

 

 



Last edited by SammyToo; 26-Apr-14 5:26 am.
 
 
 Hawkeye58 (35)    (66 / M-F / Arizona)
26-Apr-14 5:34 am
Reminds me of the man and woman sitting in the clinic. The man asked the woman what she was doing there, she said "I'm here to donate blood, they pay me $25 a pint", and the man says "well I'm here to donate sperm, I get $100 an ounce".
The next week they see each other again at the same clinic, and the man asks her if she was back to donate more blood? Without opening her mouth and with puffed cheeks, she shakes her head and utters through her nose the sound "uhh uhh".

 

 

 
 
 Donnie1987 
26-Apr-14 5:37 am
@Hawkeye58: lmfao

 

 

 
 
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