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The robot (by aash)

 aash (2)   (36 / M-MF / India)
13-Mar-14 8:06 pm
A man buys a lie
detector robot
which slaps
people who lie.
He decides 2 test it
@dinner.
.
.
Dad : Son, where
were u today during
school
hours ?
.
Son : At School.
Robot slaps son! Ok,
Ilied, I
went to the movies.
.
Dad : Which one ?
.
Son : Toy Story.
Robot slaps son
again! Ok, it
was American pie.
.
Dad : What ?! When
I was ur age, I
never watched
such films....Robot
slaps Dad!
.
.
Mom : Ha ha! After
all he's ur son.
Robot slaps mom!!
Total silence..!!
Lolz..

 

 

 
 
 impeccablesossy (33)   (35 / F-MF / Nigeria)
13-Mar-14 8:11 pm
Lolzzzzzz

 

 

 
 
 im1made4u (22)    (56 / F-M / California)
13-Mar-14 8:12 pm
Like it lol!

 

 

 
 
 Bjd1012 (5)   (63 / M-F / West Virginia)
13-Mar-14 8:22 pm
I guess it would be dad turn to slap mom. Nice one

 

 

 
 
 SammyToo 
13-Mar-14 8:26 pm
Lol! I love this joke:)

 

 

 
 
 aash (2)   (36 / M-MF / India)
13-Mar-14 11:08 pm
I guess it would be dad turn to slap mom. Nice one
dad was nt aware abt the truth until robot slaped mom.

 

 

 
 
 aash (2)   (36 / M-MF / India)
13-Mar-14 11:09 pm
Lol! I love this joke:)
thnx. At least my joke become a source to make u smile.

 

 

 
 
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