Reddit, what is your best teenage ****-up story?

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@Sparky: on my fourteenth birthday I took a jug of my dads old crow and got so drunk that I walked in the door to my surprise party puked on mama then passed out

Now that is pretty ducked up! lol:) I got so messed up when I was 15-smokin and drinkin whiskey-I went comatose at my friends house, her mama came in and shook me...need I say more..she wasnt MY mama, but I puked all over her! lol-was grounded for a month:(

@SammyToo: o dam

Got drunk at cousins wedding when I was 14. On the way home, with 7 people in the car, I puked on my gramma. Next morning my dad got me up early and sent me over to help neighbor stack hay bales. Told me to have fun in the heat. Lol

@manondago2: My big bro would do stuff like that to punish me-he had guardianship for a couple years. He once made me stack a whole truckload of wood on one side of the shed-then made me re-stack it on the other side as soon as I had finished:)lol yeah-those were the good old days..

@Sparky: In high school group of us went off campus 4 lunch. We got caught smoking cig & weed in church parking lot. id just started at the school & didn't know it was church. Had tell parents. Id never been in trouble b4.

When i was 16 i went to my boyfriends brothers house with him. Well it was the first time we had sex and it sucked. So we broke up and i ended up with his brother. Oops

I was lame as a teenager. All i did was hunt fish and play football. Got to college and life changed.