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Limerickal Memoriam (by Nilthtimer)

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:32 am
@WalkSoftly: Sparky? Is that you?

 

 

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 3:42 am
In Sovietal Russia They knew just how to hush ya: Loudsparkers blared, And noone dared To move beneath such pressure.

 

 

 tat2d1976 (12)    (48 / M-F / North Carolina)
3-Jan-14 3:58 am
A bather whose clothing was strewed,

By winds that left her quite nude,

Saw a man come along,

And unless we are wrong,

You expected this line to be lewd.

 

 

 tat2d1976 (12)    (48 / M-F / North Carolina)
3-Jan-14 4:04 am
There once was a man from kanass Who's nuts were made out of brass in stormy weather he'd clack them together and lightning shot out of his ass

 

 

 Nilthtimer 
3-Jan-14 4:05 am
The Moblim brotherhood, They thought they had it good: Elected power Has seen her hour: The streets o'er run with blood.

 

 

 Bigdude1981 (8)    (44 / M-F / New York)
3-Jan-14 5:42 am
Her I sit all broken hearted, tried to sh*t but only farted, the phone is ringing and I cannot linger, look out butt here comes my finger.

 

 

 Shicchic2 (35)   (30 / F-MF / Iran)
3-Jan-14 5:51 am
@Nilthtimer: lol you're cool!

 

 

 Shicchic2 (35)   (30 / F-MF / Iran)
3-Jan-14 5:52 am
@WalkSoftly: Sparky? Is that you?

 

 

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