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Simple Jokes (by TenFour)
(43 / M-F / Ireland)Where does an alligator keep his money ?
in a river bank
im only after seeing some kid tell that joke on TV lol
in a river bank
im only after seeing some kid tell that joke on TV lol
A man sees a pregnant woman, asking her:" do u like ur baby?" Woman says:" yeah I do, can u find a mom that doesnt like her baby?" Man says: " so why have u eaten it" 
Why wouldn't the egg listen to any jokes?
Because he was afraid of cracking up.
Because he was afraid of cracking up.
Do you know why you should never iron a four leaf clover? Cause you should never "press" your luck 
Why did Smokey the Bear never have any
children?
When his wife got hot, he beat her with a
shovel.
children?
When his wife got hot, he beat her with a
shovel.
@TenFour: hey you can message me some of your jokes if you want i think they are good
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