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Confucious quotes (by abromate89)

 abromate89 (1)    (35 / M-F / New York)
20-Dec-13 8:34 pm
Man who drop watch in
toilet bound to have ****ty
time.
Man who stand on toilet
high on pot.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Man who walk through
airport door sideways
going to Bangkok.
Man who have women on
ground have piece on earth.
Man who run behind car
get exhausted.
Take many nails to make a
crib but one screw to fill
it. Man who go to bed with
itchy ass wake up with
sticky fingers.

 

 

 
 
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