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Simple Jokes (by TenFour)

 TenFour 
17-Dec-13 2:09 pm
Why should you always give your bong a male name? Cuz you never hit a woman... ;)lol loved all these jokes-made me laugh:)
Never heard that one before, but it seems right

 

 

 
 
 TenFour 
17-Dec-13 2:11 pm
Why does a blonde smile everytime it lightenings?....she thinks she is getting her picture taken
I got to tell this one to my co-workers

 

 

 
 
 TenFour 
17-Dec-13 2:14 pm
How do you sink submarine full of blondes

knock on the door
I like this joke too

 

 

 
 
 Scootch 
17-Dec-13 2:18 pm
Im gonna use my state for example on this one. Why wasn't Jesus born in SC ? Duh, because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Ooops.

 

 

 
 
 TenFour 
17-Dec-13 2:23 pm
@Scootch: I

 

 

 
 
 tat2d1976 (12)    (48 / M-F / North Carolina)
17-Dec-13 6:29 pm
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said............ "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

 

 



Last edited by tat2d1976; 17-Dec-13 6:30 pm.
 
 
 Zilya777 
17-Dec-13 6:40 pm
@tat2d1976: Good one!

 

 

 
 
 TenFour 
17-Dec-13 6:44 pm
@tat2d1976: So far you've posted the best one

 

 



Last edited by TenFour; 17-Dec-13 6:45 pm.
 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
17-Dec-13 7:26 pm
What is a cow's. Favorite horror movie. ?
The udders

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (51 / F-M / Oklahoma)
17-Dec-13 7:36 pm
@tat2d1976:

 

 

 
 
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