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Simple Jokes (by TenFour)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to
the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
lmao! you loved it!..besides i had to beat ya to it hehe
Why did the student eat his homework?...the teacher told him it was a piece of cake

A woman was in bed having sex with her husband's friend, when all of a sudden the phone rings, she answers. after hanging up she says, " that was Harry, but don't worry, he won't be home for hours, he's playing cards with you.
Whats the speedlimit of sex...68 because if you go 69 u got to turn around.
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