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Famous Comic Quotes (by Zilya777)

 Zilya777 
4-Dec-13 12:33 pm
Let's laugh :) Post your favorite comic's quotes. * please one joke at a time *

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
4-Dec-13 12:36 pm
People are saying that im an alcoholic...and that is not true. Because I only drink when I work... And im a workaholic * Ron White *

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
4-Dec-13 12:39 pm
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
4-Dec-13 12:40 pm
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

 

 

 
 
 Steve8145738611 
4-Dec-13 12:41 pm
@Zilya777: no one can please u but yourself the late george carlen

 

 

 
 
 Charizard (0)    (30 / F-MF / Oklahoma)
4-Dec-13 12:41 pm
"you know what a long **** look like? YOU GONE LEARN TODAY! HEY SON, SPELL LONG ****!" -Kevin Hart

 

 

 
 
 Gracie75 
4-Dec-13 12:49 pm
"Take it down, I dont care" Ron White in an airplane when the engine went out and had been drinking all day lol

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
4-Dec-13 6:50 pm
@Steve8145738611: There is no present There is only the immediate future And the recent past * George Carlin *

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
5-Dec-13 4:04 am
Get your facts first, then distort them as you please * Mark Twain *

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
5-Dec-13 4:08 am
Not a comic (well, maybe lol)
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"- Bill Clinton

 

 

 
 
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