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(31 / M-F / India)A young guy drops off his girlfriend at
her home after a date together. When
they reach the front door he casually
leans up against the house with one
hand and says to her, “How about a
blow job?” “What! Are you crazy!” She exclaims. “Don’t worry, I’ll be quick,” he ensures
his girlfriend. “No! Someone might see us…” “Just a small blow job…” he insists, “I
know you like it.” “No! I said no!” “Baby… don’t be like that.” Suddenly, the girl’s younger sister
turns up at the front door wearing
little more than a nightgown, with her
hair a mess and rubbing her eyes. She
looks at them and smirks, “Dad says
either you blow him, I blow him, or he’ll come downstairs and blow the
guy himself… but for God’s sake, tell
your boyfriend to take his hand off the
intercom!”
her home after a date together. When
they reach the front door he casually
leans up against the house with one
hand and says to her, “How about a
blow job?” “What! Are you crazy!” She exclaims. “Don’t worry, I’ll be quick,” he ensures
his girlfriend. “No! Someone might see us…” “Just a small blow job…” he insists, “I
know you like it.” “No! I said no!” “Baby… don’t be like that.” Suddenly, the girl’s younger sister
turns up at the front door wearing
little more than a nightgown, with her
hair a mess and rubbing her eyes. She
looks at them and smirks, “Dad says
either you blow him, I blow him, or he’ll come downstairs and blow the
guy himself… but for God’s sake, tell
your boyfriend to take his hand off the
intercom!”
Yeah my Dad would have blown him away with the 12 guage haha
@jonson007: this just made my morning...hahahaha!!!!
Reminds me of when I thought I was texting my GF and it turned out to be her Dad :(
To put it lightly I found Jesus that night right after I learned how to tell amazing lies about my number being changed hahahaha
To put it lightly I found Jesus that night right after I learned how to tell amazing lies about my number being changed hahahaha
LOL yeah uh when my dad was through with him he would be sitting the next time he went to pee! lol
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