British secret agent, James Bond,
walks into the casino lounge and
takes a seat next to a very attractive
woman at the bar. He gives her a quick
glance and then casually looks at his
gold watch. Naturally, the woman notices this and asks “Is your date
running late?” “No,” answers 007. “I was just given
this state-of-the-art watch by ‘Q’ and
I’m field testing it.” “Oh,” exclaims the woman. “What’s so
special about it?” “It uses alpha waves to communicate
with me telapathically,” explains the
tall dark secret agent. “Well then,” begins the woman. “What
is it telling you now?” Bond looks her in the eye and says, “It
says that you aren’t wearing any
panties.” The woman laughs and replies, “Well,
it’s not working, that special watch…
because I am wearing panties!” Bond smirks, taps the face of the
watch with his index finger “Bloody
thing’s running an hour fast!”

Funny Lol!