Thread: Soldier joke - Dating.mobi

Soldier joke (by Kieferlong)

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(30 / M-F / Arkansas)
10-Jul-13 7:11 pm

So a man comes back from his basic training to his girlfriend. they go to have se.x and he decides to show her something he learned. laying on his he looks at his di.ck and yells A-TEN-HUT! and it points straight up. then still watching it he says at ease soldier and it goes linp again. his gf thinks its the best thing ever so later at a party she has him do it for all her friends. A-TEN-HUT! and it goes up. but when he says at ease soldier it doesnt go limp. he tell at ease again to the same effect then leaves to the bathroom. his gf follows and sees start jacking. what are you doing? she asks him and he replies im giving this soldier a dishonorable discharge!

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Briteeyes
10-Jul-13 7:14 pm

Oh my goodness!!

lmao

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Reinmaker56 (8)

(67 / M-F / Texas)
10-Jul-13 7:17 pm

Who a thunk it? Pretty good.

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Reinmaker56 (8)

(67 / M-F / Texas)
10-Jul-13 7:19 pm

Got one for you. Know why jesus wasnt born in wash. D.C.?

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Rob65
10-Jul-13 7:20 pm

Wow didn't see that...

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Rob65
10-Jul-13 7:21 pm

@Reinmaker56: I'll ask.... why?

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chunkymonkey67
10-Jul-13 7:22 pm

Because there wasn't 3 wise men and a virgin

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Reinmaker56 (8)

(67 / M-F / Texas)
10-Jul-13 7:26 pm

Right couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. Course thats most anywhere now.

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chunkymonkey67
10-Jul-13 7:29 pm

We have that joke here in birmingham lol

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Rob65
10-Jul-13 7:41 pm

@chunkymonkey67: think I'm one of those..... don't remember what one

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