There was a woman that was known to be the town *****, and the mayor told her that he was sick of it and if she was caught havin sex again he was kickin her out of town. 6 monthes later there was a hair lip that was sellin peaches door to door. The ***** seen him walkin her way and got excited she hadnt had sex n 6 monthes and thought he would do. The hair lip walks up to her and she invites him n side. He says excuse me miss u wanna buy sum peaches, she ask are they firm he says i dunno she takes his hand to her breast and ask do they feel like this. U shakes his head yes. She ask do they have fur on them he said i dunno. She takes his hand shoves done her panties and about that time she heard sum 1 walkin past her house yanks his hand out and says shh i hear sum1 comin. The pass by and she ask the hair lip whats the best part of my body he replys ur ears. She gets offended and ask why my ears. Hd says because when u said u heard sumbody comin it was me.

Lmao!!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha

Sry didnt know wh re with a o was considered profanity

Lmao i need a good laugh

Nice one!

Thats great....im keepin that 1

LMAO! ~rolls off the bed with laughter~ omg ahahahaha

Oh wow. that was hilarious

What do ya call a h**ker with braces? A black & decker ****** wrecker.