10. I think of you as a brother... (You
remind me of that inbred
banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")
9. There's a slight difference in our
ages... (I don't want to do my
dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that'
way... (You are the ugliest dork
I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right
now... (I don't want you spending
the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other
guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend... (I prefer my
male cat and a half gallon of
Ben and Jerry's)..
5. I don't date men where I work... (I wouldn't date you if you were
in the same 'solar system', much less
the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me... (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career...
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
dating you.)
2. I'm celibate... (I've sworn off only
the men like you.)
and the number 1 rejection line given
by women (and what it really means)
1. Let's be friends... (I want you to stay
around so I can tell you in
excruciating detail about all the other
men I meet and have sex with.)

@jonson007: keep your chin up mate someone will accept you :thumbsup:

Lol! This was a joke right?

@user69: thanx. U r so supportive.

@Blondiegurl: nope. Its based on personal experiences.but it has become a joke altogether.

lmmfao!!!

11. Get away from me or I'll pepper spray you. (That cold sore is huge.)

That's friggin hilarious.

LMFAO That great poor guy

@jonson007: umm, I am very sorry 4 thz bein true 4 u, u posted ur thread under jokes...so i was waitn 4 the punch line.