One day a priest happned upon a little boy,who was watching intently on bottle of turpentine,shaking it back and forth with a curious look on his face." Watcha doing son?" The priest asked the boy. " Ahhh nothing,just watching these bubbles,you know this here is a magic potion,the most powerful liquid in the world" the little boy exclaimed. " No son ,holy water is pretty powerful,you put a little on pregnant ladies belly and she will pass a little boy or girl!" The priest said determined to inform the boy. " I don't know mister... you put a little of this on a cats butt he can pass a motorcycle!!"

Omg thats funny lmao.

Lmao!!!! luv it! AND it is one I aint heard!

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I had to come back and read it to my mother she laughed.

Glad you all liked it,I've got a million of em,just gotta remember them